It pains us here at the "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" Foundation to know the we have lost one of our prize employees. Walter Ninzhou, one of our walrus trainers, was found at 7:30 a.m. underneath the body of one of Wally the walrus. This made it clear to us what had happened... Walter was murdered! He was stabbed two times in the neck and the incisions were long and thick, almost as if they were fangs... or tusks... but closer inspection shows they were knives.
After the killer stabbed Walter, he trampled Walter to death. He appeared to have used something big... like a large animal... or a steam roller! Yeah, a steam roller! that's what he used! It has been made very clear that the murder of Walter Ninzhou was an attack by- er, TOWARDS our walruses here at our local shelter! It was murder, and that's the only possible explanation. Murder. By a person. Yeah, a person.
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