As the walruses here at our local habitat have attempted to learn tricks to please guests and wow audiences, a horrible tragedy has struck our foundation! Many of our precious, bloated babies have been brutally injured or maimed due to accidents caused by attempting these stunts. One of our walruses, Gorilla, has lost his left front flipper to these events. But we will not lose hope! We won't give up! These walruses will learn! We will continue to strive towards absolute perfection! And if we lose some of our walruses along the way, so it must be! Such are the sacrifices of our beautiful organization! Perfection can only be achieved through sacrifice!... Not our sacrifice, but sacrifice all the same.
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