In a recent interview with the staff here at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation, a reporter asked us how we get along as a staff. We responded incredibly well, and got a great review.Here is an excerpt, as we were required to post on our site:
" CEO: We have a great, close-knit staff! We are all so tight as a group, we just know each other so well!
News Reporter: Who are your staff members, and can you give us a little information about them? Names and bios please?
CEO: Their names? Do I know their names? What? ...oh, well... we're beyond names! The connections we share go beyond the physical formalities and such, and get much more in depth.
News Reporter: OK... well, that's nice... Anyway, can you give me a headcount on your employees?
CEO: Like the number of employees? Umm... we all just work so well as one, we've never seen a need to count individuals, we are all just one big body. So, uh, yeah... no more questions! All I'm going to say is we're close, and we all love each other (Shut up, Jerry!) {It's Carter!} (Whatever!)"
Needless to say, we are now all over the local news, and we have become very popular! Now if only they could stop writing those stories in such a negative light!
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