Change of Diet

  As of late, the trainers here at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation have attempted to expand the diets of our little walrus buddies. This has not proved... successful... (to say the least), and many of our walruses are now receiving extensive medical care. These strange diet changes have included red meat, twinkies, bologna sandwiches, and other interesting ideas, putting Wally in the hospital with a severe case of Mad Walrus Disease. One trainer, Mary, even went so far as to attempt to feed her child sister to Gorilla, one of our walruses. Mary was immediately restrained, and she is currently being suspended. We can't fire her, however; we don't have even close to enough money to hire a new employee on. However, we have decided that the walruses' diet will be restricted to leafy greens and shrimp, for their own safety.