Recently, the "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation was able to take a trip to the "Museum of Walrus Genetic Mutation" in Budyonnovsk, Russia, using the generous funds of our loving fans. While at the museum, we saw several ways to... improve our walruses here in South Korea. They had all the latest technologies in walrus enhancements, everything from plastic surgery to walrus liposuction. It was awesome.
They also had interesting factoids about the walrus population in modern society. Like, did you know: Tom Cruise is actually 1/8 walrus?!!! His great-grandfather was married to a walrus named Colline. Strange, but true. We were also able to take pictures while at the museum, but were unable to remove them from the premises. Apparently, the security department becomes very suspicious if you try to snap photos of personal company files. Whatever.
Anyway, our employees had a great time, and won't hesitate to return soon... except for the fact we are no longer allowed within forty feet of the place. But I'm sure they won't even remember that a week from now... unless they kept the pictures and personal info. of our employees they took... oh, crap.
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