"Crying" Pups

  In an article recently posted by avid supporters of walrus babies everywhere, it was brought to readers' attention that global warming is orphaning walrus pups! And this, consequently, is starving walruses everywhere! Now, we here at the "Save the Walruses in South Korea" Foundation don't give a crap about what happens to some baby walrus's mommy, but when these walruses start going without FOOD?! Now THAT'S something we show mild interest in! We have decided that this is an unacceptable outcome, and are doing something to help!... Oh, apparently we're not... but we're gonna start right now!... Or we are when we get the money to do something! But, just so you know our stance, we find this claim completely true and unacceptable! There's evidence to prove it (we assume) and people keep telling us it's true, so it is! Now, it migt have helped if we had actually READ the article to prove it's truthfulness, but taking this action of blind obedience shows our true faith in the people telling us what to do... I mean, it shows our love for waluses! Yeah... OK...


 Here is the link to the absolutely true, incredibly heart-wrenching TRUE tale about walrus starvation.... y'know, for if you cared... because you do: "Crying' walrus pups may be orphaned thanks to global warming"