Tragedy has struck us here at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation. One of our walruses, Wally, has been diagnosed with a rare disease, known as Mectin Oflazitate. It does not occur frequently, but when it does, the effects are devastating. Walruses can develop strange, erratic behavior such as hunger, fatigue, and stress. Doctors have tried to falsely diagnose this disease as 'underfeeding and overworking the walruses', but after a closer look, were able to diagnose it as Mectin Oflazitate. There is no known cure for this ailment, but a team of doctors have been charged with the task of searching day and night for a cure. We hope to keep all of you updated as events unfold.
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