Dec 29, 2013

Cure!

  After much long and hard research, the scientists and doctors set with the task of finding a cure have come up with a solution. Apparently, using a walrus for intense manual labor and back-breaking work unceasingly, as well as underfeeding them, can be dangerous for its health (who knew, right?). The doctors have suggested we give the walruses breaks and food regularly, allowing them time to renew and refresh. And, although we will not be taking then up on this advice, we are happy to know there is a cure for the condition Wally has been facing. All is well, and he will be back to work in the morning!

Dec 2, 2013

Sickness!

  Tragedy has struck us here at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation. One of our walruses, Wally, has been diagnosed with a rare disease, known as Mectin Oflazitate. It does not occur frequently, but when it does, the effects are devastating. Walruses can develop strange, erratic behavior such as hunger, fatigue, and stress. Doctors have tried to falsely diagnose this disease as 'underfeeding and overworking the walruses', but after a closer look, were able to diagnose it as Mectin Oflazitate. There is no known cure for this ailment, but a team of doctors have been charged with the task of searching day and night for a cure. We hope to keep all of you updated as events unfold.