Trip to the Museum

     Recently, the "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation was able to take a trip to the "Museum of Walrus Genetic Mutation" in Budyonnovsk, Russia, using the generous funds of our loving fans. While at the museum, we saw several ways to... improve our walruses here in South Korea. They had all the latest technologies in walrus enhancements, everything from plastic surgery to walrus liposuction. It was awesome.
     They also had interesting factoids about the walrus population in modern society. Like, did you know: Tom Cruise is actually 1/8 walrus?!!! His great-grandfather was married to a walrus named Colline. Strange, but true. We were also able to take pictures while at the museum, but were unable to remove them from the premises. Apparently, the security department becomes very suspicious if you try to snap photos of personal company files. Whatever.
     Anyway, our employees had a great time, and won't hesitate to return soon... except for the fact we are no longer allowed within forty feet of the place. But I'm sure they won't even remember that a week from now... unless they kept the pictures and personal info. of our employees they took... oh, crap.

Our Family

Here, at the "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation, we have a family of walruses we keep at a local zoo. Below are the pictures we have of these cute little creatures:

This is... Wally. He is a walrus, and he loves... fish and... uh... swimming, I guess. Wally is a refugee from a Nazi war camp. He lives with PTSD, and is doing quite well handling himself... now.

This is... um... Walter. He is the leader of the pack here in South Korea. He likes attention, and when you poke him, he goes into a mad rampage and attacks you and anyone else nearby. It's so cute!

This is... Gorilla. Gorilla is from South Africa and is actually 4% sea lion. She like doing tricks... for fish.

This is Lola. She is new to the herd, and she loves raw fish, especially slimy sardines! She doesn't really fit in, but she's new, so she should make friends in no time.

Welcome

Welcome to the site for the "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" Foundation. Here you'll learn the dangers of walrus malnourishment, and how you can help. Thanks for visiting!