Sep 4, 2014

Bling Babies!

  As the fan base here at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" Foundation has rapidly expanded and the popularity levels MASSIVELY increased, we've decided to keep up with the times! Stay hip! Be groovy! So, as one of our attempts to "do what the cool kids are doing", we've decided to bling out our walruses! We've fitted all of our walruses' tusks with gold grills and layered them with platinum chains! They're loving their new swag, and so are our visitors! Visit numbers to our local habitat have tripled since we decked out our blubbery pals, and customers can't keep their hands off the merchandise!....... Literally. Four people were restrained just this morning for attempting theft of the walruses' jewelry. Seventeen cases just like this have been described in the last week. One man went so far as to try and remove Gorilla's tusks to get a hold of her "Killer Walruz" plated grills. Due to these.... Unfortunate occurrences, we will now be blinging our habitats, too..... With electric fencing and trenches. Yeah, good luck now, you greedy pigs.