Although everything seems fine here at the "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation, everything is not as it appears. Many strange happenings have occurred here, right under the noses (or snouts) of our team members! Just yesterday, a large, 2, 000 lb. mammal with long, pointed teeth and hideous flippers was seen moving around one of the habitats of our the local shelters! After flopping around for several minutes, the large, blubbery creature began to eat the food designated for the walruses! It downed several pounds of fish before heaving its massive, ugly body into the shallow pond inside the habitat! The nasty fiend began to swim around the pond, dirtying all the water we spent countless dollars on cleaning for our walruses!
Our employees, being both shocked and appalled by this creature, turned and ran immediately to find a manager! When a manager showed up, however, the evil creature had already made its escape, leaving behind only our own walruses. Our employees were outraged, wondering how we could let a disgusting, horrid animal like that into our shelter unnoticed! Although we were not able to prevent this break in, security measures will be taken to prevent further abuse of our facilities, and we will do all we can to keep our beautiful walruses away from such obscene monsters.
Help us, the loving people here at the "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" Foundation, end the starvation of helpless little walrus babies.
May 21, 2014
Scary Sightings
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