Lookin' Sharp!

  Because the hygiene of our walruses is so important to us, on Nov. 13, we had a professional(ish) dentist come in and take a look at our walruses' teeth. He was excited to come, but upon arrival, things changed. It turns out the dentist was only knowledgeable in HUMAN dental work, and didn't know a thing about our walruses' tusks. However, we didn't want to make the visit (or the money we had spent) a total loss, so we instead had the dentist sharpen the walruses' tusks. We were happy he was able to do at least this much (because he said the deposit was non-refundable), and now our walruses here at "Save the Walruses in South Korea" foundation all look happier and healthier... actually, they mostly just look more dangerous... but, whatever...

Change of Diet

  As of late, the trainers here at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation have attempted to expand the diets of our little walrus buddies. This has not proved... successful... (to say the least), and many of our walruses are now receiving extensive medical care. These strange diet changes have included red meat, twinkies, bologna sandwiches, and other interesting ideas, putting Wally in the hospital with a severe case of Mad Walrus Disease. One trainer, Mary, even went so far as to attempt to feed her child sister to Gorilla, one of our walruses. Mary was immediately restrained, and she is currently being suspended. We can't fire her, however; we don't have even close to enough money to hire a new employee on. However, we have decided that the walruses' diet will be restricted to leafy greens and shrimp, for their own safety.

New Work Space

  For quite some time, the employees at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" foundation have longed for better salaries, nicer executives, benefits more than just the ones required for basic human survival, and a better working environment. Although we cannot (will not) provide the first three requests on the list from our whiny employees, we have decided to get nicer, healthier, asbestos-free working quarters (mostly because OSHA won't shut up about it). So, if you wish to visit us here at "Feed the Walruses in South Korea", we are no longer using our sha- um, office building where we formerly resided.

(Previous Working Quarters)

 We have now moved to a much safer, human-friendly environment, and we are pleased to be letting OSHA know that they can get off our backs. If you wish to visit "Feed the Walruses in South Korea" now, we will be located at... well, off of some road... in South Korea... I think.

(Our new Office Building)